Go look at this stupid video I made cuz I hate you
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I'm starting to second guess my love for TF2. Hats aside, I really hate some players in this game.
So to kick it off. I'm angry and hateful as ever and the only way for my sleeping cycle to get back on track is to play TF2 for three hours straight and then go make coffee.

No, I will not give you stuff for free. Ever. It is my stuff and you will give me some of your stuff if you want it.

There is no reason for there to be five fucking engineers and no sentries going up. No dispensers. Only one tele exit with no entrance.

If you use the Pomson 6000, I will make it my life's work to slowly and painfully dominate you and every single one of your engibuddies.

Heavies will help capture the points. Heavies will always help capture points. These is no way a lie or me coming back for an angry session of KoTH with a team made up of engis and Heavies

Defend your fucking medic.
DEFEND. YOUR. SONOFAFUCKINGCOCK. MEDIC. IF YOU DO NOT DEFEND ME, I WILL LET YOU DIE. DIE IN THE PITS OF FIREY PYRO HELL, YOU TRAITOR

I don't care about your hat.

I don't care about your strange weapon.

I don't care if you are P2P or F2P.

Stop talking about it when you are letting your team die. You are the worst person on this server and I hate you so much right now.

Don't use your mic as a spy. Ever. Never. Turn it off when you choose spy.

Do not idle in a full server. I will voteban you. That is a dick move seeing how it took me five minutes to get in.

And medics, don't heal a idle player. They are in respawn, I'm pretty sure they are fine.

Engis, I'm serious. Pull your shit together and make a sentry.

That spy I saw five minutes ago with the green hat. You keep doing what you are doing. I like you, you're fun.

Push to talk. Never, Never leave it on all the time.

Too many scouts. Too many scouts. Too many scoots? Moo atny csoots.

Too many snipers? Too many snipers. Too many sipahs? Moo atny ispahs.

Someone having a mic does NOT mean you have to kiss his or her ass.

Especially if it's a her.

No girls allowed to talk on mics unless you are actually helping the team with it.

Do not talk about being a girl gamer. Do not talk about how it's so hard to be one. Do not talk about how the boys never leave you alone. Please go fuck yourself.

Do not ask for porn sprays. Do not ask me for porn sprays. I spoke once and you will not stop talking to me. I do not have porn. You are thirteen and have internet access, go do it yourself.

I. do. not. have. porn. for. you. good. day. sir.

'The X is a spy' is, of course, the most hilarious joke ever and should be repeated at all times.

TL;DR:
Does anyone have a private server I could join with people with common sense and no mics?
kthxspai